If you took some snark and left it in the sun to dry and then scraped the residue up and using the smallest amount of snide-oil to reactivate it, just enough to create a scary throbbing viscous mucous speck and then slipped that sucker under your eyelid. You might see things through DirtClod88's eyes.
Or it might blind you. I don't know I'm not a doctor.
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